THIS ISN'T FUNNY PERIOD.

If you're a guy and you get easily grossed out.... I would advise you to click the "X" at the top right hand corner. This is real life not the lovey-dovey love stuff I usually write about. At one point or another you are going to have to meet your girl friend's visitor. The visitor that comes and visits for a week every month. DO YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING? If not, all hope is lost. Let me explain to you what life is like while she is stays..

First you wake up and you are like "Oh hey GOOD MORNING WENDY, how are you?" Then five minutes later you are being rude to everyone. Suddenly you hate everyone and  everything you just wanna be by yourself. BUT WENDY won't go home. SHE INSISTS on staying for a WEEK. Your patience ... well who am I kidding you don't have any patience at this point.  Then you get back aches, side aches, headaches. But wait now you are crying.. why you ask? NO REASON. Pretty soon Wendy eats all your food, so obviously you are still hungry. So you eat french fries, candy, DRINK SODA BY THE 2 LITER BOTTLE.  That's day 1. Day 2 you have zits everywhere. How cute.  Day 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 your pants don't fit you. And by don't fit anymore I mean you have a bulging muffin top. ( I have it everyday and I'm not judging) Day 4 you are just extremely tired and very irrational and rude. Did I mention it feels like people are punching you throughout the entire day? You go a little crazy but what do you expect?

Usually I try to not let Wendy effect me but I'll admit. Sometimes she does. Okay, okay, so I lied like I might be the worst person to be around when Wendy is here. When I was on cheer  the girls would be like "OH SHIZ BREEANNA IS ON HER PERIOD"  and Stetson is like "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" For some reason I felt like I had to be 20x's meaner to him. It was funny. Not at the time, just now.

How to get through the week: drink lots and lots of soda, eat candy, sleep, take tons of midol. Tough times don't last, tough people do!!

There I said it.

Bree